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Sunday, October 31st, 2010
11:12 pm - Bitch titties

frozencrayons
I've scared everyone off?

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Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
12:30 am - I can't think without fucking up thoughts. :)

frozencrayons
HELLO WORLD.
TAKE IT!
Shavo and Daron rushed to the other end of the trailer to the source of the noise. John was beating Serj, no suprises there.
"GUYS. I am totally getting a blow job here. Shut up! Daron snapped. (Daron was getting a blow job, right? Or Shavo? Daron, I thinks.)
John looked up from pouring tea on Serj's face.
"BUUUUULLLLLL SHHHIIIIITTT!!" He roared into the night.
"John-NO!" Serj cried as John ripped off his shirt and picked up the nearest chair and hit Shavo in the balls.
Shavo just stood there, expressionless until he realized everyone was staring at him.
"Oh yeah... Uhm... Oh, my balls! All four of my balls!"
It was too late for anyone to react because John ran on all fours through the (paper thin) wall.
"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE! YOU GUYS ARE RIDICULOUS! YOU USED TO BE COOL!" Serj screamed. He ran out the door, tears streaming down his face.
"What a emotional bitch. Let's go capture John before he strangles someone." Daron said, shrugging it off.
Daron took the leash from a nearby shelf and stepped through the hole in the wall. (Naked.)
"COOOOCK!" John cried somewhere not too far.
Daron ran towards the sound, Shavo in tow.
They ended up in the middle of a forest for some reason, and the screams stopped.
"I see you." John breathed.
"Where is he!?" Shavo whispered to Daron.
"I-I don't know!" Daron whined. He hugged Shavo, and waited for death.
"I guess this is how it ends." Shavo sighed.
"I guess." Daron said, he was crying.
The only sounds they could hear was John's heavy breathing and physcotic laughter, and their own hearts pounding.
There was a roar from the treetops and they saw John leap above their heads.
***
"Hey sexy." A woman said to Serj from across the bar.
Serj could only burp.
"I SAID HI BITCH." She snapped.
"Hi." He said stupidly.
"Wanna have sex in a tree?" She asked.
"You got a penis?" Serj asked.
"Do I ever!" She replied and pulled a dismembered penis from her purse.
"Great! Let's go!"
The woman led Serj out of the bar and into an awkwardly placed forest.
They heard a roar and saw a wild John soar over their heads.
"FREEZE MUTHA FUCKA!" I woman bellowed.
John hissed and kept falling. Well, no shit he kept falling. Idiot. Go make me a sammich.
The woman pulled the penis from her purse--HEY! It wasn't a penis at all, it was a M16 machine gun. It wasn't even disgused as one, it didn't even remotley resemble one, Serj was just stupid.
She slammed her finger on the trigger and fired into the air, a cigar forming in her mouth.
John dropped to the ground, blood pooling around his lifeless body.
"Why'd you have a gun?!" Serj howled.
"Because I was going to kill you and take your money." She explained.
With that, she shot Serj and grabbed his wallet, and ran away.
Daron and Shavo were left huddling together on the cold ground.
"I-I have a casserole in the oven!" Shavo stammered, and ran off as well.
Daron was left in that hell of a forest for eternity, because he was too dumb to navigate out of the forest.
And that, my boy, was the tale of the second end of SOAD. Legend has it, if you go in an awkwardly placed forest at night, you can still hear Daron's bad case of blue balls. Spooky.

current mood: bouncy

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Sunday, August 15th, 2010
1:57 pm

frozencrayons
I'm sooooo fucking hyper right now!! Jesus! lol. Here's a shitty crazy story since I suck at everything else lol. here :) oh its being written on an ipod touch, so is messy.
"Oh, Daron! Come rub some coco butta on Big Daddy Shavo's chest. Mmmmmhm." Oh, God! Not again! I hate it when he makes do this! Ever since we got together as a band again Shavo just sits there. He had grown his beard so long it reaches his toes and he always smells like peanuts. He occasionally plays bass with his erection and makes poor Serj watch...
And John held us at gunpoint and made us change the name of our band to 'The Powerpuff Boiiz <3'. That's where Serj's depression began.
"No, Shavo! You already make me dress up as a woman every night named Maria and whore myself to support your cocaine addiction! I've had enough!"
"Come on, giiiirl!" Shavo pleaded.
I stormed out of the living room to the bathroom and starting piling on red lipstick.
"Come on, Maria, time for work, time to put on your whore make up and fuck guys that don't even call you the next day and they say they will!" I started to sob, mascara running down my cheeks. "WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!" I screamed. I tried to calm down.
"This is your life. This is your life. This is..."
*Meanwhile, in the Johncave*
"Serj. Don't make me strike you again. MMKAY BITCH?" I
screamed. Serj wouldn't stop crying JUST because I gave him another black eye. "If anyone asks, you got it playing
baseball."
He deserved it for bitching at me about having no money for his Billy Mays blow up doll. We all had to move into a
trailer because I spent all our money paying 3million Mexicans to build a Superman shaped mountian, but there was an accident on the first day of construction. An
explosion somehow.
I was satisfied at how the band changed. I kindly asked fir the bands name to be changed to The Powerpuff Boiiz <3 and everyone agreed. All our songs are about how hot Mantracker is and penis'. :)
"Dar-RON! Dar-RON! My bellybutton's itchy! Don't you walk away from mee!" I loved it when Daron called me Big Daddy Shavo. He loves me so much. We're sexy lovers.
...
I heard Daron come in the front door, crying.
"Daron... I have a suprise for you." I heard him walk into the livingroom and gasp. I was laying on the couch, naked, with whipped cream all over my body. Hey, I'd be turned on too if I saw something this sexy on the couch. He straddled my hips and kissed my lips, soft at first, and then started to headbutt my face. Sexily (?).
He stopped smashing my face (lol :)) and I flipped him over so I was on top of him. I took off his filthy dress that read 'WHORE' and admired his beautiful body. I placed wet messy kisses on his chest, and kissed his stomach. He whimpered and squirmed with pleasure. No
one can resist Big Daddy Shavo. I grinded his erection before moving to his feet. I put his erection in my mouth, but was interupted by a scream of pure agony coming from the other side of the trailer.
ZOMG READ TEH NEXT ONE TUH FIND OUT actually my ipod is dyin and my sister took off out of town with it. Lol this story is fuckin weird whyd i ever write this :)

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Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
12:45 am - OH MY GAWD

frozencrayons

I don't know if I'm supposed to type it right on here or upload it from something, so I'll just type it here. AHA, I'm soo noob. This is only my second time writing anything, and my first slash, don't beat me up. It may not make sense 'cause it's like 1am. This is hard for me, I'm really shy :O. Here we goes... *shitteh writing begins...*

 "Please pick up..." Daron muttered under his breath to himself. The phone stopped ringing, and went to Shavo's voicemail.
Daron was freezing in the dark, the power had gotten knocked out due to the storm. He hated storms. More than anything. Espeacially this one. His window was cracked in his bedroom, and it was 3am, he had no intentions of doing anything about it.
 Daron dialed Shavo's number one more time.
"Pick up, asshole..." Daron groaned to himself.
"Hello?" Daron heard Shavo croak, Daron had obviously waken him up. 'I love his morning voice', Daron thought dreamily. Lately he had been finding himself thinking of Shavo. He had usually beat himself up for it, calling himself a fag. 'I'm not gay. Espeacially not for SHAVO.'
"Shavo! Hey, I need a place to stay, my window's kinda broken, and the power's out and..." Daron trailed off. 'And what else, you fag, you love him?! Why can't you just stay at John's or Serj's? Why Shavo?' Daron thought to himself.
"Fuck... okay. You want me to pick you up?" Shavo sighed.
Daron's heart fluttered. 'Alone with Shavo... in a car... and his house... at night... fuck yes!' "O-okay." Daron stutered nervously.
"'kay, I'm on my way... asshole." Shavo said, but Daron could hear the smile in his voice.
Daron rushed to put on some pants and waited in the porch for Shavo. He couldn't help but think it would be a great oppertunity to confess his feelings for him...
...
The ride to Shavo's was awkward. Daron was too busy thinking of how to tell Shavo... his feelings. 'Bleh. Fucking feelings.' Shavo kept trying to start up a conversation, but Daron would only give him one worded responses.
"Okay, what's up, Daron?" Shavo said after a long silence.
"W-what do you mean?" Daron gasped. He felt like Shavo knew just what he was thinking about him.
"You're usually not this quiet. What happened to my loud, annoying Daron?" Shavo said with a smirk. Daron loved that Shavo thought of him as his. And no one else's.
"Uhm, I'm tired?" Daron squeaked, unsure if Shavo was buying it.
"I know you, somethings wrong." Shavo said, looking him in the eyes. Daron shivered. 'I can't hide anyhting from him.'
"Okay," Daron started, taking a deep breath. "I kinda really like someone, and I'm unsure... if they would think of me the same if I told them."
"Is she hot? What's her name?" Shavo said, seeming to ignore Daron's seriousness.
"She's a he." Daron blurted out, instantly regretting it.
Shavo seemed like he wanted to laugh, but saw Daron's serious expression. He pulled over so he coud look Daron in the eye.
"Daron... are you gay? I mean, I'm okay with that if you are."
Daron looked at him and nodded. Then he pulled Shavo into a hug, leaning his head on his shoulder.
"It's okay, I'm here..." Shavo whispered comfortenly. "So, who has it... that you... liked?" Shavo asked, struggling to find the right words.
"You." Daron said. Shavo seemed shocked. He slowly pulled out of the hug, and looked Daron in the eyes. His mouth opened and closed like a goldfish.
Before Shavo could say anything, Daron pressed his chapped lips to Shavo's suprisenly soft ones. Instead of pulling away like Daron expected him to, Shavo wrapped his arms around Daron's small frame.
"I love you." Daron whispered against Shavo's lips.
"I-I love you too." Shavo said, and pulled Daron into another passionite kiss.

AHHHH I cannot write the sexy scene!!! :O Maybe later. Sorry that sucked :( Maybe I will write a sexier sequel? Ahh I'm so bad (and embarressed!!).

current mood: geeky

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Thursday, June 24th, 2010
2:44 pm - Aw no

frozencrayons
 Don't think anyone goes on this anymore, but if so, please tell meh! :D I will just sit here and be creepy... 

current mood: lonely

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Friday, June 20th, 2008
2:29 pm - Ten minutes of your time for my thesis?

noctuabunda
Dear fanfic authors,

first of all I’m sorry if OT posting isn’t allowed in this community, but there’s no other way for me to do this; just delete this if it isn’t appropriate.

I’m a fanfic reader and occasional fanfic writer myself, so what did I pick for my thesis in communication sciences? Fan Fiction, of course. I designed a survey to find out more about our writing habits and media use; it takes about 10 minutes to complete.

If you could go here and fill it out, I’d be forever grateful. Of course I’ll publish some of the results at my journal in about a month or two, so you’ll know what happened with your answers.
The survey is completely anonymous; I have no way of finding out who gave which answers.

Please, please help a fellow fan out. It’s only ten minutes for you; it’s a very important part of my work for me.

This has been cross-posted like crazy, and I'm sorry for spamming you guys, I'm just a little desperate, too.

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Wednesday, June 18th, 2008
11:33 am - LUL - Whut?

gottxistxtot


Well lookie here. A SOAD Slash Commune.

I think I recognize a few faces, as well.

Some of you MAY know me as Pickle-Party from Fandomination.net. Providing you the best and most disturbingly inaccurate SOAD Slash available on the market TODAH. 

http://www.fandomination.net/index.cfm/mode/bio/AuthorID/69523/

Now, someone please tell me whether or not I should post all the stories I wrote here? Some may not like them too too toooo much and give me shit (because they can't do better).

AND BTW: About that "I hate Serj Tankian" thinggy on my journal. Well well well.. You read it and you will know whah. ;-)

ANYHOO. Y'all have a good night!

~Lynch~


current mood: pessimistic

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Sunday, January 18th, 2004
10:20 pm
goldenglitter Oh my god. I feel so vintage.

Warning: drugs + religious imagery

jesus christ pose.Collapse )

current mood: vintage.

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Tuesday, June 10th, 2003
4:28 am
goldenglitter Strange.

choke.Collapse )

current mood: sad

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Sunday, June 1st, 2003
11:24 pm
goldenglitter Wow. New SOAD slash from me. Isn't that rare.

stairway to heaven.Collapse )

current mood: tired

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Friday, January 17th, 2003
10:06 pm - whore.
goldenglitter Mmm. Ok....I have no slash to offer at the moment (but soon, my dears, soon) but I do have a question to ask of you all.

Is anyone interested in being hosted on my personal slash site? shameless self promotion: aesthetic gods

Let me know...

current mood: awake

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Wednesday, January 1st, 2003
11:25 pm - Because because because becaaaaauuuuuuse...

liljadeyurine
...I can? I've posted this story everywhere, but only because I still rather like it. Aww. Daron/Jimmy slashiness... because that's just too sexy.

BubblegunCollapse )

And if I ever got the time and inspiration... I'll maybe write a follow-up. Maybe.

current mood: cold

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9:11 pm - Eheheheheh

raynebowe
Oh look! I wrote something that's not silly!
I'm only going to post the first part, because I need to work on the second part a little more. So textCollapse )

Read more...Collapse )

+Raynebowe+

current mood: accomplished

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Sunday, December 29th, 2002
9:23 pm - And....

liljadeyurine
::grins like a dork::



This is fuuuuuunnnn.


Hi, I'm MallorY T on the fanfic sites out there (efanfiction.net and fandomination.net for righ now)... hi. SOAD. Eee.

current mood: content

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Sunday, November 10th, 2002
5:48 pm - soad luvin' sarra

waitingforrain
Hey kiddies...
Jeez this is my first attempt at writing a ‘story’ other than just some simple random thoughts. *sighs* I don’t know...its not all the way done but I think I left at a good point... I’ll write the juicy parts later ;)
about:
Daron is thinking about Shavo and acts on his thoughts...

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tell me whatcha think and if i should write more *runs and buries her head under her pillow*

-rr-

current mood: amused

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Wednesday, November 6th, 2002
1:22 am - good morning campers

icevirus
*waaaaaaves*

it has come to my goldfish-like attention that no one really posts in here, so i shall oblige and show my face for once.

right. i've started uploading my fics to my site, which can be found here. just click on fiction. *nods* just though i'd post this seeing as some people actually..... *gasp*... might want to read my stuff. personally i don't, but yeah. :D

just a note as well that there's only actually 2 fics up there at the moment because i'm a lazy fuck. hopefully by tommorow i'll get the majority of them in html and upload them.

so aside from that, i've not been doing anything slash related. dear me. but... i'm going to attempt to write some in a bit. i have the feeling it'll be very, very bad.

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Saturday, November 2nd, 2002
5:45 pm
goldenglitter New slash.


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Wednesday, October 30th, 2002
5:21 pm - Cheese on wheels and a CHALLENGE!

raynebowe
MUUUGH! Does anyone post here anymore? *whimpers* I need to start writing. ;_; But things have been quite shitty as of late. I tried posting this once, but I think it muddled up. _;; So, again, I propose a challenge...a Daron/Serj challenge.

Stuff:
A sweater
Handcuffs
Bondage-y sex
Daron on top
Cake icing
A rubber ducky
Chinese food
And the phrase "I'm sorry sir, but I do believe I killed your rabbit."

*shrugs* I suppose.

I'm sorry sir, but you've parked your elephant in my peanut butter,
+Jaymee+

current mood: Daron-like

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Thursday, October 24th, 2002
4:25 am - WAKEY WAKEY!
mazziemogwai For those that still appear here...there's a new SOAD fan fiction site up that DESPERATELY needs some fics to fill it up..oh yesh...so..get clicking on www.rubberbulletkisses.tk and send us some slash! ragh!
xxx

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Thursday, October 17th, 2002
4:44 pm
goldenglitter New slash. It sucks.

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